As I mentioned earlier, I saw The Two Towers. I'd review it, but there's no point, you're going to see it anyhow, and you should, it was fantastic in both senses of the word. Instead, I will present you with the comedy goldmine that is Yahoo user reviews. Here's a few picks of folks who hated the movie:

Same as willow
Dumber than Rob Schneider
Swords are cool
Ass asleep
Not for children!
Worst movie ever!
Braveheart ripoff

And my personal favorite


R.I.P. Joe Strummer

On Joe:

Billy Bragg
Chris Onstad

Rock on.