And now, thanks to Ernie's suggestion that I do an Unemployblog just like Unemployed Theo: UNEMPLOYED KEN! Just like regular Ken, but mopier and more concerned with money.

i = 1;

while (unemployed == true) {

i++;

Print "Day"(eval(i))" Hey I still have no job! Hire me or shoot me please!";

}

Anyone who can tell me how many different coding languages i screwd up in that post wins the knowledge that they should find better things to do with their time.

Hey! Theo reads Sock Monkey too! Sock Monkey is good.