As some old-school gaming enthususiats may recall, E.T., while being a great movie, made a terrible video game. Hundreds of thousands of copies of this crappy, licensed piece of schlock were manufactured for the Atari 2600. I actually owned a copy myslf, but apparently I was among the few, for Atari had to bury many many copies of the game that just wouldnt' sell in an until-now undisclosed landfill.

That's right, like Atlantis, El Dorado or Lemuria, the E.T. landfill had been shrouded in legend, but, according to an article at classicgaming.com, it has been found.

Inspired by this article, I present (IMHO) The 5 sexiest fashion accessories on a woman:

1. Glasses
   
2. Tie or suspenders
   
3. Unorthodox purse
   
4. Short hair
   
5. Book
   

The 5 least sexy fashion accessories on a woman

1. Too much makeup
   
2. Big hair
   
3. High heels
   
4. Cigarettes
   
5. Breast implants

Well, I was looking up information about he new New England Journal of Medecine study linking male circumcision to a reduced chance of infection of cervical cancer in their female partners, and I came across the best book cover ever.

Man, these circumcision info sites are just as bad as "Pregnancy Crisis Centers" with their presentation of information. I wish they would just come out and say where their bias lies first thing. At least one can gather NOCIRC's position from the acronym.

I don't think the best way to get someone to listen to you is by deceiving them right off the bat. That's why I don't like clowns. I'm okay with The Killer Klowns from Outer Space, Pennywise, and the Insane Clown Posse. They don't hide the fact that they want to kill me. It's those deceptive "normal" clowns and the way they pretend to be all friendly when really they're just fantasizing about sucking your brains out through a straw that freaks me out.

What was I talking about again? Oh yeah... cicrumcision. So, circumcision is bad, don't do it. Even if all the cool kids are doing it. You can be "cool" be being yourself!

Free speech wins in the supreme court. Yay? Man, I really hate those issues where you really despise the person that you think is right. Child porn is completely vile, but as long as no actual children are involved in it, it's free speech and constitutionally protected.

I imagine the justices really had to take a deep breath with this one, I mean, who wants to rule on the side of the people who are making fake kiddie porn? But I got to respect them for doing so.... the justices that is, not the pornographers.

And yes, oddly enough, this would have probbaly applied to 40-year-old women in pigtails advertised as "Hot, nympho high school lolita cheerleaders". Maybe now the hentai anime industry won't have to put those condescending warning labels on their movies, "All characters depicted in the nude are 18 years of age or older". Man, they're cartoons!

But I am glad that this ruling does protect non-pornographic works of art as well, such as "Kids" or "The Fly 2".

Well, I have made my official entry into the world of litigation. I am suing my ex-landlord for not forking over my and my roomates' deposit money.

We even had a walkthrough with the property manager who said everything seemed to be in the same shape as when we had moved in (stained, nasty carpets, etc.) and that we would most likely get all of our money back. Well, this is a far cry from the $0 they want to give us back now since they are replacing the carpets and remodeling the bathroom. Considering the bathroom floor was totally warped and stained and that the carpets smelled like dog piss when we moved in, I don't think it's fair they're using our money to repair their jacked-up house.

Considering their unwillingness to contact me about any of this, I guess they were hoping I'd drop the whole and not spend my time suing them. Well, unfortunately for them, I am poor and have lots of free time. Hopefully they'll stay true to their landlord form and simply not show up in court.