I promise you, I'm still alive. I'm just not y'know... employed or anything. But I've got a few prospects, and I'm sure that if I actually put the effort into my job search that I do into say.... finding all the chocobo treasure is Final Fantasy IX, then I'd be a CEO by now.

My portofolio has reached a pleateau of decency, meaning that I'm willing ot present it, the bugs are worked out, but It doesn't feature all my my many varied skills and products. But then again that would take a while.

It's all good though, y'know why? Because I own a vintage Leader-1 Gobot. nyah nyah.