Okay, so car names are stupid.

Contour - What, like an outline of a car? It's not filled in?

Aspire - It really really wants to be a better car.

Caravan - It's only one vehicle! How can it be a caravan?

Accord - An agreement? huh?

Prelude - We've got a decent car coming up soon, but for now, enjoy this.

Golf - Uhhhh....

Tempo - Well, that explains that regular clicking noise.

Caprice - Well, it might go straight, or it might not, whatever.

Probe - Ick

Cavalier - Damn thing just drives wherever it wants!


Well, I got 4 replies that people still read this! Whoo-hoo! So that means you can expect lots of updates! With no content! Like this!