Okay, so car names are stupid.
Contour - What, like an outline of a car? It's not filled in?
Aspire - It really really wants to be a better car.
Caravan - It's only one vehicle! How can it be a caravan?
Accord - An agreement? huh?
Prelude - We've got a decent car coming up soon, but for now, enjoy this.
Golf - Uhhhh....
Tempo - Well, that explains that regular clicking noise.
Caprice - Well, it might go straight, or it might not, whatever.
Probe - Ick
Cavalier - Damn thing just drives wherever it wants!
