Monday

Ugh. I am stuck at home being sick today. You know, I never realized how often my phone rings during the day. Fucking telemarketers. It's kind of like a quick-reflex game, though. I pick up the phone and say "Hello", and if I don't hear a voice on the other end immediately, I hang up. Or if anyone asks to speak to "Kenneth Moodie", I hang up. Now I'm tired of the whole deal and am back to screening my calls. If I was more energetic I might make mooing noises at them or just breathe heavily. I used to politely tell them I wasn't interested an then hang up, but it's too much effort to be polite to evil scum. I'll save that for people who actually deserve it.

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