"Hi, yeah... um... just these please... and uh... one of those milks from the cooler."
"Sure, can I see some I.D?"
"Ah, I left it in my car. It's cool, I'm old enough."
"I'm sure you are, but it's the law that I gotta see an I.D."
"C'mon man, gimme a break. I won't tell anybody."
"So, just the milk, then?"
"Fuck you, man. I'm not comin' here any more."
"Suit yourself."