This morning, going 10 miles per hour over the speed limit in the fast lane, I was tailgated by a police officer. This was confusing. If I sped up I'd be really speeding, and if I slowed down (which is my typical response to tailgaters), I'd be pissing off a police officer. Fortunately, he passed me in the right lane. There was a person in the back seat. Maybe it was a really annoying suspect that the officer couldn't wait to get to jail.