Here are some prototypes for my new line of bumper stickers:

Real men don't try to dictate the criteria for manhood.

Real men take it up the ass from giant hairy men in clown suits.

Anti-Choice, Pro-Death.

Oh yeah? Prove it.

Honk if you want me to ignore you.

Abstinence is not 100% effective birth control. Mary was a virgin.

Guns don't kill people, bullets do.

I drive this crappy car to compensate for my enormous penis.

Life ain't nothin' but bitchin' and moanin'


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