Well, I suppose you're all expecting me to tell you how I feel about our fearless leader's State of the Union Address. Hang on a moment..

hnnnnn.... ahhh.... wait a sec....

nnnn... hang on... nnnn....

*pant* *pant*... nffff.... rrrhhh..... okay... here we go....nnn... almost there...

....nnnnNNNNNNNNAAAAahhhhhh!!

*bloop*

I swear they should have me give the opposing party's response to the speech next year.