Crap, I just was going over the winners of the Anti-Bloggies from the past two years and discovered that they already have a category for Best Heterosexual Weblog, obviously having noticed the blatant discrimination happening right now at the Bloggies. Since discovering this, I feel 85% less original and funny and clever. Just goes to show how important research is. I will now retreat into the mountains to perform some much-needed comedy meditaion. I've got my mantra all figured out.

"nyuk nyuk nyuk.... nyuk nyuk nyuk.... nyuk nyuk nyuk..."