How to survive a terrorist attack. (Bonus Spot the Typo!) Remember, there's no problem duct tape can't fix.

And on a completely unrelated note, 1moredork presents, courtesy of This Modern World:
How to survive an atom bomb attack.

Since the link to the actual National Infrastructure Protection Center page which houses the handbook in the Reuter's article is broken, I'll happily fix it for you and link it here. Unfortunately, the link from there to the handbook itself is also broken. I hope this helps with any terror attacks!