I watched a little TV tonight, and I just have this to say:
Celebrity Justice is actually a show? I mean, like, this is real? This is what we've come to? Wow, that's really amazing. That's really really amazing. I mean, I've heard of Joe Millionairre and Elimadate and even seen an episode of Fear Factor, but I mean wow, really.

When I'm 50+, if anyone gives me crap about still playing video games at my age, I'm just going to say, "Do you still watch television? Then I wouldn't talk." That'll show 'em.