"God" may be "Dog" in reverse, but "Gawd" is not "Dawg" in reverse. Almost, but not quite.

Every time I watch television, I swear the commercials seem like they're from another country entirely, maybe even another dimension.

I admit that I am intrigued by the Joe Millionaire show, but only enough to want to watch the last episode.

When is the last time you saw the horizon?

Yesterday I cleaned out the pantry, because it had maggots. I don't even want to think about that any more.