Aren't we sick of having wars yet? Hmph, well if the latest news stories are any indication, we've pretty much lost touch with what "war" is exactly. Bush is warning the American public to be prepared for the possibility of death in this war. In the face of armed conflict, we seem most concerned with the length of the red carpet at our movie awards ceremony. "Now people, realize that during a war, there is a slight chance that someone may be hurt. We can only pray that our celebrities will remain safe."

At least there's one good thing that comes out of horrible massive bloody world wars: fun first-person shooters.

And I've got just the plotline for the next one.